DREAM: I am at Meijer because I need to ship a package. My friend Krista is there and she is telling me about which boxes/envelopes are the best price and how she learned the hard way when she got the wrong one and her package got shipped to the U.P (7 dollars), then Alaska (20 dollars), then to Texas (5 dollars) then got returned (and she had … Continue reading Dream #7: Blood Drawn, Bartending, Beheading, Blood Cell Cartoons
DREAM: I go to McDonalds for breakfast with my sister, Angela and my uncle, Mike. We are sitting in a booth waiting for the McDonald’s staff to bring it to us, and it is taking forever. While sitting at the booth waiting for our food, my uncle’s truck suddenly goes from being parked outside to accelerating across the street – smashing into an apartment building. … Continue reading Dream #6: McDonalds Hashbrowns and Metal Robots
Dream: I am in Kelsey Grammer’s swimming pool. There are George Foreman grills on 3 sides of the pool and I am grilling Portobello mushrooms. I swim to the side of the pool and reach over and grill the mushrooms while still in the water. They take a long time to grill. Some fall into the water and are floating around. Kelsey tells me to … Continue reading Dream #5: Kelsey Grammer, Swimming and Portobello Mushrooms
Dream: A group of us teachers, about 20 or so, are secretly hiding out in the board office. We are elsewhere during the day, but after everyone who works in the building leaves for the night, we pull our items out of hiding spots and appear to live there. People pull out couches, clothing, lamps, and other household items. We must have very large hiding … Continue reading Dream #4: School Board Room, Dunce Cap, Kicking White Horse
Dream: My husband is trying to kill a spider on the wall. The spider is peeking out from underneath a curled up piece of wallpaper, so just a leg or two pokes out. He hits the wall, paper towel in hand, but keeps missing it, as one or more of the “spider legs” keeps moving out of the way. As he continues trying, the leg … Continue reading Dream #3: A Spider, A Nautilus and Spontaneous Combustion
Dream: I am on overnight vacation with 20+ people, some friends and some co-workers. We are staying in a large cottage, and the weekend is over, so we are cleaning up and getting ready to leave. There are tremendous amounts of food scraps (shredded carrots, zucchini, bread, onions) on the counter that I am putting into a garbage bag. My coworker, we’ll call him Pete, comes … Continue reading Dream #2: A Vacation, A Bloody Knife and Mean Friends
Dream #1: I AM Gwyneth Paltrow (this is the first time I have been someone other than myself in a dream). I am 7 months pregnant, with skinny, pale arms and a large protruding belly. I am addicted to a non-existent drug and am living in a huge house with dozens of other homeless people. We each have a sleeping bag and a few scavenged items and … Continue reading Dream # 1: Pregnant, Homeless Druggie, Gwyneth Paltrow
A Morning Grouch 