1. Make sure your diaper bag is big enough to pack all of the essentials. Opt for the satchel with plenty of extra room, just in case you need to hold a few of your favorite things. 2. Use Your Role as Grocery-Getter to Your Advantage: Remember that there is really no need to begrudge your spouse for never setting foot in the bread aisle because … Continue reading Practical Tips For All You Wine-Loving Mamas
6 am: Open up one eye when alarm goes off (as far as the crusts will allow). Snarl at alarm. Punch snooze. Tell yourself, “I’ll never drink again!” Shut eye. 6:15 am: Open up one eye (make sure it’s the same one). Sock the off button. Dig out crusts. Put feet on floor and pad to the bathroom. Make sure you’re hunched over. Snarl at … Continue reading How to Achieve the 4 p.m. Miracle
DREAM: The Greek Dance group is practicing at my house. Apparently they decided to use my house since I have enough space, and I have many rooms in the shape of circles. This is convenient, since most Greek dances are circular in nature. It is a particularly important dance practice because the group has been invited to travel and dance ON THE MOON. Exciting. There is one girl in the dance group … Continue reading Dream # 10: Greek Dancing on the Moon and Mononucleosis
A Morning Grouch 