I know my husband loves me. We’re one of those couples that even though we drive each other crazy on a regular basis we know we’re both in it for the long haul. We argue over the little stuff like crumbs on the floor or lights left on in the living room but we support each other when it comes to the important things, like making time for each other’s physical and mental health, for giving each other attention when needed, for being there as a shoulder to cry on when things get tough. I never thought I’d have any reason to question whether or not we’d make it.
An unexpected reason to worry emerged.
We were ready to start a family about a year after we got married. At first, we weren’t concerned that I didn’t get pregnant right away. Starting a family is a big decision, so a couple of months bought us some extra time to settle into the idea. The idea quickly took root in our minds, but not in my body. The months passed. Then the years.
Over and over, I replayed a conversation in my head that I remember having with my husband years ago, early in our dating life.
“I want enough to field a soccer team”.
“You want eleven kids??”
“I want as many as I can have”.
Even as a nineteen-year-old college student, my husband talked about wanting a family. Other than making sure the light switches are off when no one was in the living room, having a family is the one things I knew meant the most to him. So, how could he be happy forever with a wife who couldn’t give him a child?
I started to have serious concerns about whether he could stay with me if we were unable to conceive, or if he did stay with me, that he would never be truly happy. He didn’t do anything to perpetuate either of these ideas, but the anxieties wouldn’t leave my mind, nonetheless. I’m an anxiety-riddled worrier, and this situation expounded that.
Each month that passed was a devastation. Each failed cycle was a punch in the gut. Each month that we couldn’t even attempt to conceive, due to med complications, recovering from miscarriage, or waiting for ovarian cysts to subside, felt like an eternity.
The stress that comes along with infertility isn’t due to failure from an individual cycle, it’s the from the compound effect of repeated loss and the looming dread that it’s never going to happen. Not this month, not next month, not ever. With all the media attention that showcases women in their forties and fifties having babies, and all the technological advances making IVF more accessible, we sometimes forget that science isn’t magic. That not everyone ends up with that particular happy ending. That “it’s never going to happen” isn’t just how it feels, but is sometimes how it really is.
Some people can’t have children because of chance, because of genetics, because of and medical mysteries. For us, luck was on our side. I don’t believe we became parents because it was meant to be, and I don’t believe it happened when it was meant to happen, I think we ended up becoming parents because we were lucky. That, and the correct cocktail of ingested and injected meds, and the healthy dose of applied science that worked out in our favor.
The rational side of me knows that we would have figured out how to navigate a life without kids and that we surely would have been able to make it, despite plans working out differently than we had an anticipated. My rational self thinks hat maybe it could have made us even stronger in the end. The overly emotional side of me is beyond thankful that we have our two beautiful girls, not just because we get to watch them and learn from them and love them, but because we have two more reasons that make me wholly confident again that we will make it. Two fewer reasons to over-analyze and fill my mind with self-doubt.
It’s National Infertility Awareness Week. Does your insurance cover infertility treatments? Does your employer allow it’s employees to utilize infertility treatment without fear of termination? Does your state provide legal access to a multitude of family planning options? Do your friends and family support those who struggle with infertility? Do the candidates you are voting for? It’s time we all start asking these questions. Even if we have our own fertility resolved.
The day has come. The sticky parts of the velcro straps no longer reach the fuzzy parts when they’re on her feet. They’re too small.
Up until this point, everything else that has become too small has immediately been thrown in a box and passed along to another kid who can use it. During my four years of being a parent, I haven’t been saving a box of special clothes that I couldn’t part with. I didn’t always understand why other people kept so much. They’re just clothes, right?
But these. After taking them off her feet, and replacing them with a bigger pair, I picked them up and stared at them. My heart surprised me with a pang!. I could not throw them in the box and give them away. This pair is special.
Before having kids the whole parents-being-sad-because-their-kids-were-growing-up thing never made any sense to me. Aren’t they supposed to grow up? Aren’t you happy your kid is growing like a weed, fit as a fiddle? And now I have my answer. Of course, we’re happy about that.
But it still makes us sad.
A few weeks ago I was at my mother-in-law’s house and my youngest, the youngest of all the grandchildren, ran behind the other kids, following closely behind them. She could finally keep up. We looked at each other and gave that little smile where the corners of your mouth go down and she said to me, “No more babies”. I frowned and nodded and we hugged. My oldest noticed our exchange and asked why we were sad. We explained as well as we could and since that day she periodically looks at me with a solemn expression and slowly shakes her head as she says, “No more babies, Mama. You’re not having any more babies”.
No matter that I am not trying to have any more babies, that I am, in fact, trying not to have any more babies. My heart ignores that kind of logic.
The other day I was at home with just the baby and we got to enjoy some alone time.
“What do you want to do now?” I asked her.
She wanted to play with her socks; she pointed to the pair she had just pulled from her feet and tossed next to the stove. I picked up the socks and brushed off the hairs and dust that were attached to the fabric and handed them to her. She tried to put them back on her feet. After about 3 seconds of trying, she got frustrated.
“You can! It’s hard!”
“I can!” She tried again but still struggled.
“Pull the edge open, then push your foot in.”
And then I saw her do it. She put on her own sock for the first time.
“YOU DID IT!”
“I DID IT!”
And then she did the other one.
“YOU DID IT!!!!”
“I DID IT!”
We both squealed and high-fived and she ran in circles, doing her weird little off-balance two-footed jump in the air. I seriously almost cried. I imagined what it would look like if a friend of mine came to the door at that instant. I was disheveled and smelly because I had snuck in a quick workout and I probably had dust bunnies stuck to my yoga pants from sitting on my unkempt floor. It would be hard to fully explain the greatness of that moment.
But, that’s what parenting is. Sitting on the filthy kitchen floor, in your sweaty workout clothes, with unbrushed hair, watching your one-year-old play with stinky socks. Jubilantly watching your one-year-old play with stinky socks.
She about killed me when she came back wearing a skirt from the dress up box, telling me “I can’t!” again, because she couldn’t pull the skirt up over her bum. I showed her how to do it and she practiced taking the skirt on and off and on and off. Each adamant, “I can’t!” ended up with the exclamation, “I can!” and “I did it!”
Each milestone that is achieved and each pair of shoes that is grown out of brings with it a pang! Because that’s the last time I get to witness the mastery of that particular experience. It’s over. Gone forever. And while some days and weeks and years might seem long sometimes, I know that I only have so many moments of these left.
I’m going to miss seeing every “I did it!” I’m going to miss witnessing the life events and the growth happen right in front of my eyes. I’m going to miss being included as a part of that process. Even though it will be as it should be, as it needs to be, it will still bring a pang! to be so much further removed.
My babies are growing up. No more babies.
Before having kids I understood the vague notion that becoming a parent involved taking care of and cleaning up after my offspring. What I didn’t realize before having children was just how much cleaning I would have to do, and on top of that, how disgustingly filthy my household would become despite all of the continuous energy being directed towards scrubbing and sanitizing.
It all begins with the bodily fluids.
Anyone who has had an infant with a smidge of reflux can confirm that while you can valiantly combat the infant puke that threatens to cover every square inch of carpet, couch and human being nearby, you will lose every one of those battles. Trying to contain infant projectile vomit is like trying to stop an avalanche – there is really nothing to be done other than to stare in awe as the alabaster releases, blanketing everything in its path. There was a significant number of months during my life where I would regularly evaluate whether the quantity or location of the spit-up on my clothing warranted a wardrobe change or if I could get away with just rubbing it in.
Even past the baby stage, I’m on full-time puke patrol. Digestive tracts remain immature far longer than I imagined. I’ve learned that a sudden cough, a bout of jumping, or eating too many french fries can result in immediate intestinal emission. There’s not usually much of a warning, there’s just vomit flowing out of faces. I once caught my daughter’s vomit in my hands before any of it hit the floor. I was ridiculously proud of that feat. I got a little cocky though and tried it again at a later point but it didn’t work out as well and I just ended up covered in puke along with the floor. A few weeks ago, my daughter threw up all over herself, and her car seat, in the church parking lot a moment before we were about to go in. When adults puke, we puke maybe a cup or two into the toilet. When a child pukes, they puke up enough liquid to cover the approximate volume of an African elephant, and it goes everywhere.
My husband is one of those people who pukes when he smells puke so for the entire hour plus car ride home after church he held a cup of coffee near his nose in an effort to block out the stench. He pulled through the McDonald’s drive-thru to get a coffee, not to drink, but to sniff.
The car seat was so fully covered with puke, every inch of fabric strap and every crevice soaked completely, that he seriously contemplated stopping at the store to get a new one and just throwing the old one away. He mentioned this to me, and I just looked at the seat and shrugged my shoulders, because we can probably afford one, plus I knew I’d be the one who would have to clean up that puke and I loathe anything resembling manual labor.
Nothing can compare to what I did as a kid, though. I got sick while sleeping and leaned over the side of the bed and threw up straight into the heat vent (during winter, of course). I still remember the sound of my mom dry-heaving while cleaning up the stinking, steaming magma, equivalent in bulk to that of an enormous safari animal.
What puts us over the edge is the dirty dishes and the laundry.
I didn’t even talk about poop or pee but even without going there I think you are starting to understand why my laundry baskets fill up so quickly. While I consider the laundry to be a somewhat taxing chore, it’s the dishes that really kill me. From day one the bottles and baby food bowls caused the sink to overflow. In our household, we started cooking at home quite a bit more after having kids, which meant our own pots and pans were added to the already growing number of items getting thrown in the dishwasher each day. I take clean dishes out and put clean dishes into that damn dishwasher at least two or three times each day. And the dishes still pile up. I try to alleviate the stress and make one-pot recipes or quick fix type meals. I sort of hate it when my husband cooks because even though his food creations are restaurant quality, the clean up also requires a full-time dishwasher, and guess who that is? I love him when I eat his food, and curse him when I clean up later.
In my relentless pursuit to provide my family with clean sippy cups, I find myself abandoning the scrubbing of the actual sink itself. In my eternal exertion lugging loads of puke-soaked laundry up and down the stairs I find myself ignoring the spider webs that hang from the ceilings and that somehow manage to invade the window of the oven door. Ensuring that my family at least begins each day using sanitary utensils and wearing unsoiled clothing means I have no choice but to dismiss the dust bunnies in the corners of the rooms and forget about wiping down the baseboards.
Oh yeah. Then there are the cracker crumbs.
I distinctly remember a moment when I hopped into my friend’s car to head to lunch. Pre-Kid Me was appalled and disgusted by the amount of cracker crumbs that littered her vehicle. It looked like someone had crushed up a bag of Goldfish into minuscule pieces and then opened the bag and just sprayed the bits everywhere. I wondered what could actually have happened to cause such a mess. I swore that no matter what, my car would never look like that when I became a parent.
That’s all I can really say about that. I don’t have time to elaborate. I have to go do the dishes.
I distinctly remember the first time I was forced to interact with a car seat. I’ve teamed up with Tesco this week to share what it is about car seats that I find so harrowing. My nephew was an infant and I was pregnant with my first child. My sister-in-law, a seasoned mother of two, was getting out of her car, deftly juggling her iced tea, a couple of diaper bags, her purse and her toddler, and I asked if there was anything I could do to help. She quickly responded that I could, “Get Leo out of his car seat” and then smiled as she added, “It’ll be good practice”. I quickly regretted offering my assistance.
Then I remembered that I would soon become a mother and have to do hard things like this so I took a deep breath and opened his door, determined that I, a woman who had successfully four-pointed her Master’s program, could retrieve him out of the car. I ogled the harnesses and clamps and straps and I (remembered) realized I had no clue what I was doing. I had no clue how to begin to unbuckle this car seat and no clue how I would ever survive the demands associated with being a parent. I could blame my terror on hormones, but I’m pretty sure I felt this way pre-pregnancy as well.
I backed away from the car seat and told her I would just carry her bags into the house instead.
Now, two children later, I’m a car seat pro. Sort of. Okay, maybe I’m not a pro, but I at least buckle in, tighten straps, unbuckle straps, loosen straps, heave a kid in, and heave a kid out what feels like a thousand times each day. I’m at least car seat experienced and car seat comfortable.
I still panic. Car seats are intimidating, yo.
I panic about whether or not I buckled the car seat straps together (even if I know I already buckled the car seat straps together). I panic about when I should move my children from rear-facing to front-facing. I panic about the financial costs related to ensuring my children are in the correct type of car seat during each growth stage, about whether the fabric of their coats protects them from the climate while preventing them from being too puffy. I panic about whether or not the straps are tight enough and sometimes I worry about whether or not the car seat has reached it’s expiration date.
I worry about whether or not I’m worrying enough about whether or not the car seats are expired.
I panic about keeping my children safe in the car, even if I did manage to worry enough to do all of those things correctly.
Sometimes I just panic about the amount of energy I need to expend in order to get my kids in and out of the car, regardless of where it is I even need to take them. There are many days that I do not take a trip to the store because the thought of taking my kids in and out of the car sounds like too much effort. Because it IS too much effort. Carrying, lifting, pulling, strapping, unstrapping, lifting, carrying. Those are the steps of taking my toddler in and out of the car, and sometimes those steps seem insurmountable. At the very least, inconvenient.
Sometimes in a moment of clarity, I reflect on the fact that our kids are so much safer than they were back in the day. It wasn’t too long ago when kids literally swung from seatbelts in the backseat or played with their dolls on the floor of the car, their parents up front, unbelted. In these moments, I attempt, again, to take a deep breath and let go of the fears.
As it turns out, letting go of the fears is one of the most difficult demands associated with parenting. Even harder than pulling that car seat strap tight.
I’ve joined the Kids Safety Network team as a contributing blogger – check out my most recent posts over there. There’s one about why it’s okay to send the kids to daycare when you have the day off, one about what I’ve learned from watching my husband that have made my life better and another about the toys that toddlers really want.
Thanks for reading!
At first, people understand that bringing new life also brings exhaustion. People ask new parents if the baby is sleeping through the night as if that is the magical key to them feeling like a fully functional human being. But, every parent knows, it is not. I’m quite sure that it is a scientific fact that parents never feel like fully functional human beings again. Or maybe they just change the definition of what it “fully functional” means, which no longer implies anything closely related to “rested”. Here’s why:
They never sleep through the night. Never. Again. Sleeping through the night initially means sleeping for longer than 2 or 3-hour stretches. Once your infant gets past that point people seem to forget that doesn’t mean jack. At first, parents wake up in a panic when the infant doesn’t wake up and they check on them, adrenaline rushing, thinking they’re going to find a teeny tiny corpse. They nudge the baby. Nudge. Nudge. Until they hear an audible sigh. Then they either can’t fall back asleep because of all that adrenaline or they can’t fall back asleep because they woke up their kid. As the child gets older they wake up hearing phantom baby cries that exist only in their head. Whey they accept that their kid can sleep through the night and think they’ve finally arrived, the toddler begins waking up in the middle of the night and coming in their bedroom, waking up and peeing the bed, waking up and screaming, “I need a tissue!”. I hear it doesn’t get any better. I’m already dreading waking up in a panic thinking about my kids as teenagers, wondering if they have snuck out of the house and as college students, wondering if they are okay or if they have been roofied and are lying in a ditch. By the time their kid has a job, parents have aged and their sleep cycles have changed and their old selves become biologically incapable of sleeping. The end.
There is no down time. The other day I tried to program my cousin’s number into my phone – she had texted me and I wanted to add her name to my contact list. I tried about 8 times before giving up completely because my children were all up in my space, bumping my arms and touching the screen. It’s hard to explain to someone that you don’t have time to put a number in a phone, but this is a very real thing. Unless you’re in the bathroom. Sometimes parents get excited about shitting so they can scroll through their newsfeed. Sometimes they pretend to shit so they can scroll through their newsfeed. Unless, of course, they’re the parent that the kids just barge into the bathroom with (there’s always one parent who’s the designated bargee). Then there’s really no sanctuary, even in shitting.
There are no days off. There are millions of ways people can fill their time and expend their energy without being parents. Everyone is exhausted, no doubt about that. However, there is usually a way to get some sick time. Take a day off to rest. Parenting, however? Being sick is the worst because you can’t be sick. At least, you can’t act like it. Food still needs to be served, laundry still needs to be done, kids still need to be loved. Parents are basically on the verge of illness at all times, because they never get a chance to recover. We blame our kids for bringing home germs from school, but the reality is we are stinking sacks of pathogenic meat ourselves.
Their brains are on overload. There is a never-ending stream of chatter. There are so many “Mama. Mama. Mama. Mamas” and grabbing things or pointing while asking, “What’s this?” and no matter what response is given there is an endless supply of “Why? Why? Why? Why?” and there are either requests for songs and to “Tell me a story, Mama” and loud, echoing whines about things like, “I wannnnnntttt a red sippy cup” even if they already have a red sippy cup. There are a lot of fake phone calls and talking to kids using a dirty sock as a puppet. It’s not so much that each individual question or statement is so bad (they’re not – they’re often quite amusing actually), it’s more the fact that every second is packed with endless auditory assaults and required responses. As kids age they might utter fewer words, but the ones they do say are usually not as cute and the issues that arise are much more difficult to address. Brain overload doesn’t go away when the toddler years do.
Sometimes they have to stay up until 2 am binge-watching Netflix with their spouse. Because sometimes they want to enjoy time with their spouse. And sitting like a sloth on a graham-cracker-crumb littered couch while sipping on a glass of cheap wine next to the one you love, without having to make conversation, can be almost as beautiful as watching the sunset on a beach in Mexico while holding a margarita. Almost. It’s quiet (other than the occasional crumb crackle). It’s calming. It’s rejuvenating. And it is needed for marital stability. It’s worth paying the price of giving up a night’s sleep entirely now so they don’t end up paying the high cost of divorce fees by the time the kids graduate from high school. They’ve already got college to pay for, don’t forget.
They get physically abused. Don’t get me started on what pregnancy does to your body, I’m solely talking about parenting here. There is a constant worry about torn corneas. Little hands start flailing from day 1 and continue indefinitely. For the first few years parents are constantly carrying their kids around, lifting a 35-pound toddler on one hip, and a 20-pound toddler on the other. These aren’t like bags of flour here, they’re writhing, wrenching, bucking broncos. Parents on the living room floor trying to get a push up in during a Callilou episode are subject to little monsters in superhero capes jumping off the couch and onto their backs. There is little to no chance getting through parenting without tearing a cornea or herniating a disc.
All the mother-loving cleaning. The other day I was running late for work and when I went to grab the infant from her crib I realized she had puked on herself in the middle of the night. Her hair stood up straight and smelled like sick. I tossed her in the tub and gave her a quick bath, before throwing some clothes on her and tossing her in the car. (There’s another example of physical exertion – lots of child tossing going on). The amount of frenetic cleaning of bodies and houses that parents end up doing is mind-boggling. Of course, everyone needs to clean their house, but parents need to clean their house SO MUCH. Bending over, putting away, bending over, tidying up, putting away. Wiping. Wiping. Wiping. Picking up toys. Toys. Toys. Spooling reams of unrolled toilet paper. Dishes. Dishes. Dirty laundry. Bodily fluid soaked laundry. Replacing grown-out-of laundry. Toys. Toys. Tiny pieces. Puke. Toys. Toys. Toys. Never-effing-ending bowls and bowls of spewn Cheerios. As kids get bigger, so does their stuff. Teenagers have more surface area than toddlers which means more dust, more circles around the tub. More bodily stench. And definitely more clothes on the floor.
Worries wear out their bodies. There are many mornings where new wrinkles and gray hairs suddenly pop up. Deep grooves. Thick, wiry hairs. I pretty much stopped getting carded the week after I became a mom. My daughter emerged from my body and I immediately developed a web of creases beneath my eyes, not just from the exhaustion but also from the worry. Anxieties tax the body and parents have a never-ending stream of them running through their heads. Sudden infant death syndrome. Falling down the stairs. Ingesting cleaning products. Bumping heads on the corners of coffee tables. Witnessing the ALMOST bumping of heads on the corners of coffee tables. Thoughts of their kids being bullied, being out late at night, hanging out with the wrong crowd, marrying the right person…. Our poor little cells explode from the stress and our body can’t regenerate them fast enough.
Parents are so tired they sometimes lay on the floor. Face smooshed right in the carpet. Now you know why.
P.S. Even when they’re on the floor, they’re still happy. They’re just too tired to smile.
Today started out not-so-great.
Exhaustion. Extreme fatigue. Whining children. Add doctor’s appointments and shots and you sort of start to get the picture. So, when my friend asked if I wanted to bring the kids over for a play-date, I thought it sounded like something fun. Something that could improve our current status.
I was wrong.
Instead of mommy-friends chatting while the kids frolicked, the whining continued, and the mommy-speak was continuously interrupted by “I have to go potty!” and “Come shopping with me!” and “Meaarrrrrr!” (or however you spell the noise for a whining non-word that is toddler-speak). My toddler even kicked and punched a baby doll and a giant stuffed brown bear. I felt my fatigue worsen, my spirits dive and my social-anxiety skyrocket. I was frowning and correcting and yelling and the kids were screaming and yelling and crossing their arms cartoonishly across their chests.
It was not very becoming.
So we left a bit early and on the drive home the kids fell asleep. For a moment I let myself exhale, but that moment was short-lived and when we got home they were both awake, and awake with a vengeance.
After a couple of hours of trying to shove food in their faces, of toddler screaming and crying, of tiny feet pounding on bedroom doors, the toddler finally fell asleep (no such luck on the infant) and I managed to organize the toy room and do the dishes and a load of laundry. Mr. Grouch came home not long after, wondering why I was exhausted and crabby.
It’s easy to let moments, and hours, and days like these, make me become bitter and short-tempered and jaded. Even though I am all of those things on occasion, I sometimes feel like today will be the day that I become any one of those things, permanently.
Not sure how it would go, when she woke up, we dressed Toddler Grouch in her tights and leotard for her first-ever dance lesson. She, for the first time that day, smiled. I tried to shape her fine hair into a bun, a task much harder than it looks, and when I deemed it good enough, we packed the kids in the car and off we went. I needed more coffee.
Thankfully, in the car, the day took on a different tone. We stopped at the gas station and I got a cuppa. The infant finally napped. The toddler giggled and chattered from the back seat. Mr. Grouch and I exchanged pleasant glances and knowing looks. We walked into the dance studio and our day was transformed.
We watched our daughter in a moment of Becoming. Of becoming her. That kind of moment that parents cherish, that children have no understanding of. Even after the fact, watching a video of one’s own self Becoming is not usually pleasant, or pleasing. It is boring and ugly and embarrassing.
However, watching your own children Become is astonishing. It is wondrous and marvelous and incredible and there are simply not words that properly describe the feeling of watching your child Become.
I watched in awe, as Toddler Grouch Became before my eyes. She was a perfect balance of hesitant and courageous. She listened. She studied. She sat up straight. She goofed around and had fun. She attended to the teacher. She eyed the most experienced dancer in the room. With a quick mention and a slight nod, she asked the girl, who was crying and standing near the wall, not participating, if she wanted to dance with her, and coaxed the girl back onto the floor.
She was Becoming, and in such a fetching way.
I caught myself becoming relaxed, happy, comfortable in my skin, and in my own life. I promised myself I would continue becoming this kind of person, the kind that I was at that moment, the kind of person that I was only sporadically, but who I wanted to be, more frequently.
When we got home she ate two eggs, two pancakes, a bowl of pretzels, half an avocado and a glass of milk. More than she’d eaten all weekend, it seemed. After a nap, a dance, and some proper nutrition, she was becoming her old self.
Toward the end of the evening, we watched home video of her day. We danced together in the basement and practiced some of the moves she learned. She’s not too old to enjoy us celebrate her Becoming. Yet.
If she’s anything like me, she won’t love these videos for long. But, that’s okay. We’re prepared to remind her that the videos are for us, anyway. So we can watch her Becoming, long after she’s Become.
That they help us keep becoming who we want to be.
1. You slightly freak out. And by slightly you mean seriously.
2. You pretend to only slightly freak out because you have the kind of mother who says things like, “It is what it is” and “Bodies are strange” and “So what? It could be so much worse!” and “I like big butts and a I cannot lie” (I include that last quote not because it is relevant to this post, but because it gives you a glimpse into her character).
3. You learn that meningiomas are far more common than you realized. According to the neurosurgeon as common as 1 in 5, however most people’s don’t grow (unlike your mama’s), and that they usually aren’t cancerous, so hooray for that. #silverbrainlining
4. You slightly freak out anyway. (Reminder: Slightly = Seriously)
5. You think that maybe the tumor IS affecting her brain when she starts carrying a mini-brain, a 5 inch cross-section of a human head, that she borrowed from the anatomy teacher around with her, as a way of trying to explain her brain tumor to people.
6. Even with mini-brain, you feel like you don’t have anywhere near the level of understanding about the tumor or the surgery that you need, so you decide to go with her to her appointments.
7. You realize that even with mini-brain, your own mother wasn’t exactly certain where her own brain tumor was. You determine that she just liked the mini brain. It was kind of cute, in a creepy, cross-section sort of way.
8. You squint your eyes and tilt your head and start whispering, every time she says or does something you think is a little bit off, “It’s the brain tumor, isn’t it?”
9. You buy brain hats and have people wear them during a celebratory send-off. A farewell toast to the tumor.
10. You stop complaining because every complaint is met with, “You think that’s rough? I’m having brain surgery”. And you really can’t argue with that. You say goodbye to empathetic responses.
11. You go to the pre-op appointments with her, and recognize that just knowing what is going on helps you feel more in control, while simultaneously reminding you that you really don’t have any control.
12. You ogle brain charts and pretend to know what you’re looking at.
13. You ask enough questions that the surgeon gets you a 3d model, which helps your understanding immensely.
14. At the appointments, you make fun of her, per usual, and she laughs good-naturedly, per usual.
15. You notice how her left eyelid is pushed out so much more than the right. You wonder what the difference will be post surgery.
16. You say, “Go Blue!” Words you’ve never uttered before, that have always been considered essentially cuss words, since you usually say “Go Green!” instead. You might even buy her a blue and maize beanie to cover her scars.
17. You tell her you thought she needed a cup of coffee and hand her a mug you made her, and when she doesn’t look at it and goes on a fifteen minute tangent about not having cream you finally yell, “LOOK AT THE MUG!” and then whisper, “It’s the brain tumor, isn’t it?”
18. You remember that even though this might not be that funny, that you have the best sense of humor out of your siblings, who asked you if you meant to put an “h” instead of a “t”.
20. You eagerly await surgery day.
Sometimes we have things to say. But the words are stuck inside.
It’s like our throat is a corroded pipe, full of gunk, and our mouth is the sink.
If at any time the faucet is turned on, the sink fills up immediately, becoming useless. There is no choice but to turn off the water and wait for the solution of jumbled thoughts, disconnected. words and the multitude of anxieties that swirl around them to drain. It takes so long there is no standing there and waiting, there is only leaving and come back later.
Eventually the sink is avoided, even though we know this won’t fix the clog.
It is a temporary solution to the problem.
This has been my temporary fix:
If you like what you see, follow me on Instagram. AMorningGrouch. I’m starting to fill that sucker up like crazy.