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In mom-speak.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/this-is-what-text-mes-1.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/this-is-what-text-mes.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>This is what text messages to your mom-friends look like</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-29T09:44:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/08/19/this-is-parenting-a-picture-speaks-a-thousand-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/p-attitude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>p 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Greek yiayia's recipe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-21T07:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/05/14/happy-birthday-mr-grouch/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-19T06:36:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/05/03/the-six-week-check-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/postpartum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>postpartum</image:title><image:caption>Don't wait for the doctor to ask you about postpartum depression.  Bring it up yourself. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T01:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/05/07/three-dirty-washcloths-can-put-a-parent-with-anxiety-and-depression-over-the-edge/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-11T01:55:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/04/27/in-which-parenting-is-like-cutting-off-a-limb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cutting-limbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cutting limbs</image:title><image:caption>Parenting is exhausting and can be as hard as cutting off your own arm.  Maybe. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-09T14:43:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/04/22/maybe-this-is-how-it-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sleeping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeping</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/crying-to-sleep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crying to sleep</image:title><image:caption>I can't let my baby cry it out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-22T02:27:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/04/19/moms-arent-the-only-ones-out-there-mothering/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mothering-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mothering 2</image:title><image:caption>Got a good childcare provider? Thank them, today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mothering.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mothering</image:title><image:caption>Got a great childcare provider?  Tell them thank you, today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mothering-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mothering 2</image:title><image:caption>Parents aren't the only ones parenting their young.  It takes a village, as they 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day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141012_200531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141012_200531</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141012_205758.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141012_205758</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141012_200541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141012_200541</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141012_200546.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141012_200546</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-25T11:33:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/03/10/i-see-you-an-open-letter-to-all-the-future-mamas-struggling-with-infertility/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150310_105713.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150310_105713</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-11T04:35:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/03/01/my-blogging-resume-i-probably-shouldnt-waste-money-on-fancy-paper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bloggy-resume-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Bloggy Resume 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-06-09T23:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/02/26/but-mine-dont-look-like-that-responding-to-my-daughters-body-image-questions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/booobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booobs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-03T20:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/02/20/the-two-phrases-that-keep-me-moving-in-the-right-direction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/10914918_10153119772906264_2081295286142262117_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10914918_10153119772906264_2081295286142262117_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-24T19:26:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/02/12/14-life-lessons-running-teaches-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/running1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running</image:title><image:caption>14 Life Lessons Taught to Me by Running</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-14T12:22:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/02/10/practical-tips-for-all-you-wine-loving-mamas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wine-cup-spill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine cup spill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wine-groceries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine groceries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wine-in-diaper-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine in diaper bag</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-14T01:07:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/02/03/today-i-did-good-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-09T14:20:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/01/21/one-of-those-beautiful-people/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-24T00:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2015/01/14/how-being-the-parent-of-two-kids-is-different-than-being-the-parent-of-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/baby-shower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby shower</image:title><image:caption>How Being the Parent of Two Kids is Different Than Being the Parent of One</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T16:36:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/09/15/i-am-equally-terrified-of-having-more-kids-and-not-having-any-more-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/more-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>more kids</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_20140814_182906nopm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140814_182906nopm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-06T13:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/12/31/highly-sensitive-not-a-new-years-resolution-resolution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/teeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teeth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-03T06:44:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/12/31/highly-sensitive-not-a-new-years-resolution-resolution-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-02T16:08:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/12/29/dream-17-growing-and-trafficking-miniscule-humans/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-30T13:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/11/26/flu-season-preparedness-tips-for-parents/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-19T16:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/11/18/marriage-its-all-about-teamwork-with-a-dash-of-competition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/comp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comp</image:title><image:caption>Marriage:  It takes teamwork. And, apparently, an underlying competitive edge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/i-love-you-more-than-annoyed.png</image:loc><image:title>i love you more than annoyed</image:title><image:caption>Successful Marriage Formula = Love &gt; Annoyance</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-04T17:44:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/11/14/5-things-spouses-of-runners-need-to-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/running.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running</image:title><image:caption>Your spouse is a little bit crazy.  That's why he/she needs to run. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/running-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running 2</image:title><image:caption>5 Things Spouses of Runners Need to Know</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-03T13:40:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/11/11/singing-off-key-and-loving-it-a-small-collection-of-remixes-for-parents-of-toddlers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toddler-songs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toddler songs</image:title><image:caption>Songs for toddlers. Toddlers love to sing!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T15:24:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/11/04/the-gratitude-muscle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/leonardo_da_vinci_heart_and_its_blood_vessels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leonardo_da_vinci,_Heart_and_its_Blood_Vessels</image:title><image:caption>The Gratitude Muscle is an anatomical necessity that must also be strong, to keep our mental faculties at peace and to make our physical presence worthwhile.

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parents</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-12T22:26:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/04/26/her-three-favorite-skeins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/yarn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yarn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-30T00:59:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/04/23/heres-why-you-need-to-know-about-my-infertility/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-niaw-image.png</image:loc><image:title>2014-niaw-image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/infertility-post.jpg</image:loc><image:title>infertility post</image:title><image:caption>Here's Why You Need to Know About My Infertility.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-18T10:24:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/04/15/the-accidental-marathoner-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/marathoners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo from Life in the Day of a Runner:  https://www.facebook.com/lifeinthedayofarunner  Quote from Mighty Brighties: https://www.facebook.com/MightyBrighties?group_id=0 </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/478996_444270285654705_54001266_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>478996_444270285654705_54001266_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T01:16:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/05/28/3-a-m-feedings/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-12T02:14:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/03/15/vaccinations-are-like-wool-blankets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wool-blanket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wool blanket</image:title><image:caption>How Vaccinations are Like Wool Blankets.  Protect yourself and your community - wrap up!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-13T13:42:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/03/06/broken-machinery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/broken-machine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken machine</image:title><image:caption>Image credit: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-30T01:47:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/03/04/the-bad-words-we-are-teaching-our-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bad-words1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad words</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bad-words.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad words</image:title><image:caption>Can you tell the sex or gender identify of this child?  Does it matter?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20130921_162222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130921_162222</image:title><image:caption>Girl or boy in this photo?  Does it matter? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-18T23:30:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/02/23/cute-now-creepy-later/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/creepy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creepy</image:title><image:caption>What we do as parents is cute now, but would most definitely be considered creepy, later. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-19T23:21:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/02/17/beautiful-moments-arent-always-pretty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140217_080407-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140217_080407 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful Moments Aren't Always Pretty </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-01T00:11:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/02/13/the-one-question-every-teacher-needs-to-ask-their-students/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/use-this-one.jpg</image:loc><image:title>use this one</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140213_104656.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140213_104656</image:title><image:caption>The Question Every Teacher Needs to Ask Their Students</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-15T19:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/02/12/10-things-pregnant-women-do-not-want-to-hear-coming-out-of-your-mouth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140212_175303.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140212_175303</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-03T03:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2014/01/15/how-infertility-prepares-you-for-parenthood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/post.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post</image:title><image:caption>Infertility prepares you for parenthood in countless ways.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-27T02:15:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/10/25/a-bit-of-gray-peeking-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/free-fringes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>free fringes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-14T01:19:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/12/30/reasons-why-new-years-resolutions-are-a-load-of-crap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131230_190346.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131230_190346</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T12:22:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/12/27/thank-goodness-the-next-christmas-isnt-until-next-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm</image:title><image:caption>ice covered trees </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm-leaky-sink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm leaky sink</image:title><image:caption>Leaking sink meant water dripping into the basement.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm-cookie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm cookie</image:title><image:caption>ginger thins are a delicious accompaniment to black tea</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm-cats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm cats</image:title><image:caption>cats at christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm cat</image:title><image:caption>cat at christmas </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm-carpet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm carpet</image:title><image:caption>Note the festive christmas colors of the carpet cleaner and rag</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm-butter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm butter</image:title><image:caption>holy butter lamb.  don't ask why the fuck i had this in my freezer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm 4</image:title><image:caption>View on our street.  Quite pretty, if you're looking at it from inside a warm house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice-storm-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice storm 2</image:title><image:caption>ice storm 2013</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-21T19:39:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/12/05/the-secret/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/internal-iceberg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>internal iceberg</image:title><image:caption>Secret:  An internal iceberg she hoped wouldn't sink her.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-30T00:17:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/12/20/emotional-stages-discovering-you-will-become-the-parent-of-multiples-and-then-not/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-05T11:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/12/03/dont-forget/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fam</image:title><image:caption>Alzheimer's takes away the past.  Please honey, don't forget.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-12T20:14:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/11/16/spouses-can-vs-cant/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-08T08:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/11/13/the-office-is-the-only-hope/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-21T13:45:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/10/23/theory-confirmed-woman-relaxes-and-it-happened-baby-on-the-way/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-14T00:00:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/10/03/the-5-worst-things-you-can-say-to-a-blogger-2/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-19T10:45:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/09/27/mama-worries-about-you-except-when-she-doesnt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/baby-grouch-reading.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby grouch reading</image:title><image:caption>Mama worries, but knows that you will be okay.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-25T12:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/08/27/life-lessons-we-can-learn-from-a-1-year-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/life-lessons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life lessons</image:title><image:caption>Life Lessons We Can Learn From A One Year Old</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T16:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/08/22/the-problem-with-teacher-assessment-and-schools-as-businesses/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-14T13:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/08/16/rocking-her/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sliced-apart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sliced apart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rocking-her.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocking her</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-15T16:39:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/08/15/badges-of-honor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/yoga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yoga</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-17T01:09:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/08/08/secondary-infertility-what-ive-been-telling-myself/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-08T17:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/08/05/10-tips-for-sustaining-a-long-lasting-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-02T20:22:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/07/31/the-anti-photo-contest-photo-contest-entry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chasing-kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chasing kitty</image:title><image:caption>Cute back of the head and little bum chasing the kitty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sitting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sitting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-14T23:44:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/06/27/benefits-to-having-just-squeezed-out-a-baby/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-28T23:32:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/07/16/a-pair-of-happiness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pair-of-happiness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pair of 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(2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-15T12:04:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/06/10/10-keys-pointers-for-picking-a-mate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/arms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arms</image:title><image:caption>Notice how my ooly warms appear relatively  dainty?  This is how you do it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-17T15:39:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/06/09/the-staples-chilling-in-an-infertiles-refrigerator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130609_065905.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130609_065905</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130529_212819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130529_212819</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T23:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/05/01/depression-is-analogous-to-treading-water/</loc><lastmod>2023-04-18T01:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/06/07/parenting-reasons-to-panic-2-the-sleeping-newborn/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-25T12:10:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/08/31/itchy-twitchy-bitchy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bed-and-bike-inn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bed and bike inn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T05:26:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/06/03/bow-to-your-thighness-3-guiding-principles-for-physical-and-mental-health/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-06T16:14:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/05/08/nine-ways-im-going-to-be-annoying-when-im-old-which-also-happen-to-be-why-im-annoying-now/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-19T22:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/05/20/parenting-reasons-to-panic-1-jogging-with-baby/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-23T20:45:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/05/23/zip-a-mental-health-awareness-poem/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-28T00:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/04/17/the-accidental-marathoner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/478996_444270285654705_54001266_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>478996_444270285654705_54001266_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/marathoners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marathoners</image:title><image:caption>Photo from Life in the Day of a Runner:  https://www.facebook.com/lifeinthedayofarunner 
Quote from Mighty Brighties: https://www.facebook.com/MightyBrighties?group_id=0 </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-11T16:18:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2012/08/02/the-traveling-pants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sam_0580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAM_0580</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-20T18:38:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/05/17/a-comprehensive-pre-pregnancy-to-do-list/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-24T01:35:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/04/23/top-10-things-infertiles-want-you-to-shut-the-fuck-up-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/infertility2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>infertility2</image:title><image:caption>I found this on Pinterest, and do not know who created it.  If you know, please  send me a message so I can give them their due credit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/infertility.jpg</image:loc><image:title>infertility</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-15T21:51:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2012/11/20/on-gratitude-and-compassion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/opengrid84.png</image:loc><image:title>opengrid84</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/against_captcha-250x196.jpg</image:loc><image:title>against_captcha-250x196</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T12:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/05/15/camping-trips-as-spousal-screenings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/blaze_double_offset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blaze_double_offset</image:title><image:caption>This is a double blaze - indicating an obscure turn ahead.  Single blazes are more common.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-15T23:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/05/13/paper-fetish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130512_220026-2b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130512_220026 (2b</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130512_223456-2b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130512_223456 (2b)</image:title><image:caption>5 piece collage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/collage-art-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collage art 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/collage-art-91.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collage art 9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/collage-art-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collage art 8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/collage-art-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collage art 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/collage-art-61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collage art 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/collage-art-101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collage art 10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/collage-art-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collage art 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/collage-art-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>collage art 4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T17:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/04/26/call-me-a-fanfaron-this-week/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-24T19:55:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/09/24/my-pretty-my-precious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gedc51411-e1316887941885.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>My Pretties, French Pamphlet.  Note how I greedily tore open the fleur-de-lis envelope, knowing what awaited me inside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gedc5141-e1316887756166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>My Pretty, with French Info Pamphlet.  Note how I greedily ripped open the fleur-de-lis envelope, knowing what was inside. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:36:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/09/30/thanks-for-the-chuckle-even-now-ed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ed</image:title><image:caption>Ed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:35:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2012/01/27/saturday-mournings/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-08T19:48:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/10/03/proof-that-not-only-my-mother-reads-my-blog-and-this-other-person-likes-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/versatile_blogger1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>versatile_blogger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/versatile_blogger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>versatile_blogger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:34:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/10/23/izzint-bloggeen-grate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rocky-and-bullwinkle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocky and bullwinkle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kreative_blogger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kreative_Blogger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/11/16/lucky-7s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/777award1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>777award</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/777award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>777award</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:32:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/09/08/nyquil-is-the-antichrist/</loc><lastmod>2018-07-03T02:25:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/09/13/these-irish-peepers-give-others-the-creepers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/giants-causeway2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giants-causeway</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/giants-causeway1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giants-causeway</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/giantscauseway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantscauseway</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/armyguy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>armyguy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/armyguy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>armyguy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/giants-causeway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giants causeway</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:19:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/09/18/headache-o-meter/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:18:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/10/02/my-pretty-my-precious-an-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pictures_of_eiffel_tower_black_and_white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pictures_of_eiffel_tower_black_and_white</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure there is a drugstore, chock full of My Precious, near the Eiffel tower.    Photo courtesy of eiffeltowerfacts.org</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/10/05/how-could-i-not-dream-about-the-accident/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-c1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (c)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-d1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (d)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (c)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (d)</image:title><image:caption>Smashed car, take 2.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-b1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (b)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (b)</image:title><image:caption>Smashed car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-a4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (a)</image:title><image:caption>Emergency response team getting my mom out of the car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-a3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (a)</image:title><image:caption>Emergency response workers getting my mom out of the car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-a2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (a)</image:title><image:caption>Workers getting my mom out of the car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/car-accident-1-28-1983-a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car accident 1-28-1983 (a)</image:title><image:caption>Getting my mom out of the car, and into the ambulance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-29T07:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/10/12/we-wants-it-we-needs-it-must-have-the-precious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/french-package-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Tunnel vision - didn't even see the Eiffel Tower.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/french-package.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/my-precious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my precious</image:title><image:caption>This picture illustrates how I felt, opening the package.  Image via Pinterest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:15:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/10/21/an-un-sexy-sleeper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gedc25591.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Sanding trim = worst job ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gedc23851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gedc2559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gedc2385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/800px-headgear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Headgear</image:title><image:caption>Can you imagine those metal tines poking you in the neck? Ouchie.          Image via Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/no-unibrows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no unibrows</image:title><image:caption>Image from www.happyplace.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gedc2342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Green and white painted stripes, flower wallpaper squares glued over painted squares on the wall. What?! The walls are now blue, cupboards white and floor redone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/christine-7th-grade-1991-1992-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christine 7th grade 1991-1992 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Yep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/headgear1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>headgear</image:title><image:caption>Can you imagine those metal tines poking you in the neck?  Ouchie.  Image via Wikipedia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gedc2385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Who puts a wallpapered fence with flowers in their kitchen?!  Gah.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:15:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/11/20/sleep-deprivation-can-make-you-do-stupid-things-or-maybe-i-have-add/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/281879_10101068272285594_2355420_74111199_3868488_n2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>281879_10101068272285594_2355420_74111199_3868488_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/281879_10101068272285594_2355420_74111199_3868488_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>281879_10101068272285594_2355420_74111199_3868488_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/281879_10101068272285594_2355420_74111199_3868488_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>281879_10101068272285594_2355420_74111199_3868488_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:07:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/12/07/dream-11-kegger-special-cookies-cheap-dresses-and-submerged-cars/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:06:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/12/13/grouchy-pants-or-grouchy-no-pants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/badge_strip_search3.png</image:loc><image:title>badge_strip_search</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/badge_strip_search2.png</image:loc><image:title>badge_strip_search</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/badge_strip_search1.png</image:loc><image:title>badge_strip_search</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/badge_strip_search.png</image:loc><image:title>badge_strip_search</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-24T06:33:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2011/12/19/ghosts-of-blogging-past/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ghostsbloggingpast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostsbloggingpast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-27T02:12:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2012/01/15/dream-13-ear-tucks-great-grandfather-ed-and-hair-made-out-of-yarn/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2012/04/27/you-need-sleep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/you-need-sleep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>you-need-sleep</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:03:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2012/10/11/smile-scowl-cry-sad-smile-laugh-cry-happy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/week-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>week 1</image:title><image:caption>Baby Grouch at 1 Week</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T14:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/2013/02/03/i-stalk-my-family-when-they-sleep-and-take-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/baby-grouch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby grouch</image:title><image:caption>Oh, and here's another!  Caught her during nap  time after I originally posted this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://amorninggrouch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lknees.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>lknees</image:title><image:caption>This just looks uncomfortable to 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